Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I'm baaaccccckkkk!!!! (for now)
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tomorrow
:)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I'll admit
Thursday, July 9, 2009
posting to say
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Gone for the week.
The past couple of days have been pretty nice. On Wednesday afternoon I hooked up with a group from Kentucky and started working with them. They were all extremely cool and I had a lot of fun doing something invovling a little more physical labor than translating. Basically what went on for me was on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons I helped them out with a soccer clinic and then a small VBS thing afterwards (lure them with soccer then tell them about God, I thought it was pretty smart.) Then in the mornings we went to various places and did construction work. I thought that this really helped establish good relationships with Solomon’s Porch and the people who work there. I also organized the small fireworks show for the 4th of July, it wasn’t much but it was a lot of fun to shoot fireworks out by the lake.
While working with them, I also got an offer to go translate for a medical team over in San Juan just across the lake from Pana, so that is where Im about to be headed later on today. I’m bringing the camera and computer, but don’t know if I will have a chance to update, so if I don’t post until next weekend or so, that’s why.
More later
Parker
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Entirely too tired
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
You have no idea
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Dia Del Ejercito
Monday, June 29, 2009
When Good Siestas Go Bad...
So today was really just another normal day, I woke up and went to clinic, feeling kind of tired all day. It was not the best feeling, but I had an alright time. Filled in at the pharmacy again, helping out Maria and Jose, the usual kind of stuff. I headed back to the apartment, still tired, and it was kind of rainy so I really didn’t feel like staying out to keep myself awake, that basically left me with one good option, a nap. I took the nap and it was really nice, so nice that I turned off my alarm I had set for myself and slept for 3 hours… I woke up thinking that I had slept until the next day and I had to get up to go to the clinic. It was really 6:33 at night. I figured at that point that I should get up and get something to eat since restaurants close up kind of early around here. I grabbed some empanadas, deep fried flour tortillas wrapped around a warm center of beef, pretty delish. That’s about it.
Now I’ll probably head back across the street and do all the reading I was planning on doing this afternoon right now. That or watch a movie…or two…or three…I doubt I’ll be sleeping anytime soon. Tomorrow’s Guatemala’s day celebrating the military, so I imagine there will be something going on here in Pana, no work at the clinic. I figure it might be a nice day to stay in and do some more on summer reading/extended essay stuff.
Hasta Luego,
Parker
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Xela: the novel
So yeah not sure how long this post is going to go, mainly depends on 3 factors, computer battery, wordyness, and attention span.
Anyway, this weekend was probably the best I’ve had here in Guatemala thus far. Thursday night I was walking (I do a lot of that there) to pick up my laundry when I ran into Rachel, who I keep running into at various things and we started to talk. As it turns out she was also headed to Xela (pronounced SHAY-LUH for those of yall still trying to figure out what sound x and e make together.) I hadn’t really made any plans because most everything I found seemed a little bit on the steep side but I didn’t want to take a camioneta a.k.a. chicken bus by myself because it gets confusing sometimes. We talked about what we were doing, and then she invited me to come with her and one of her friends from the Peace Corps who has been in Guatemala for just under 2 years.
Friday
I met up with Rachel and we headed to Solola to meet up with Christine, Rachel’s peace corps friend. As it turns out we had to take four different buses to get to Xela, pana to solola, solola to los encuentros, los encuentros to cuatro caminos, and then cuatro caminos to Quetzaltenango (xela). For those of you who don’t know, the camionetas are sort of like overdecorated, undersized, overpacked school buses. Some of them aren’t even overdecorated, still sporting their original school district’s location and bus number (and painted the same obnoxious yellow.) Others have all sorts of decals and ornaments painted in all parts of them. But no matter how cool or uncool they look, riding them is the real adventure. The 3rd bus was really interesting because it was kind of packed when we first got in, so much so that we had to hop though the back door as the driver was kind of sort of pulling away, I then ended up standing for 30 minutes or so with one leg jammed between a large sack of carrots and the other in between an indigenous woman’s leg and a seat, while holding on to the bars above me to keep from losing balance. It was kind of nuts. It got better whenever we hit a popular stop and a bunch of people got off, or at least enough for us to score parts of seats. Where I was there was not a fully open seat, but two 6 inch spaces on each side of the aisle on which I could fit onto both of and have a pretty comfy little space to sit.
Fast forward a few hours
As soon as we got to Xela, it started raining for a good couple of hours. Luckily, we got out of it by dropping our stuff at the hostel and jumping a microbus (kind of like your mom’s minivan, only with a few more seats and more head room) and went to one of the best chinese places I’ve been anywhere, and I got truly full for the first time in 3 weeks, not the kind of full where youre just content, but the kind of full where you cannot eat anymore. The girls have a few errands to run so we head over to the mall there. It was a real mall, only about half the size of most. They run their errands and then we decided to see a movie. Unfortunately Rachel didn’t know spanish so we kind of had to go see some chick flick about ghosts and ex girlfriends. Would have been really boring, but about a third of the way through, the power died due to the storm going on outside. Everywhere else in the mall had power except for the movie theater. They gave us a rain stamp that said we could come back and see it anytime, but we werent going to be in Xela for long so we waited it out…for three hours. It ended up that the movie kind of sucked, but it was really cool talking with Christine about what she does with the peace corps and all of the really cool stuff she’s done here in Guatemala.
Fast forward to 11:00 PM ish
I watched people in what was supposed to be Salsa night do nothing but dance to Reggaton(think rap in spanish with a little more latin feel, same sort of dancing) that was really interesting. Really hot and really loud. A little bit of salsa came on and so Christine danced some and then we headed back, it was kind of late.
Saturday
Wow this is a long post….
Woke up Saturday and had breakfast on the parque central in Xela right before I met up with Julia, a girl who translated for the second HoH group and was cool enough to want to give me a tour of Xela. We did a lot of walking and talking, all in spanish, I was tired by the end of the day. We checked out a couple of art exhibits and wanted to see some other stuff too, but it seemed like everywhere we went everything was closed =/. We hooked up with her nephew, Paulo, who is a few years younger than me and walked around some more. Finally we found where the local graffiti artists were doing some stuff around a tattoo parlor. That was really cool to watch the process of everything get painted and such.
Fast forward a little more…
So one of my entire purposes for going to Xela was to see transformers, and we did. It was in Spanish so I had to work to keep up. I thought it was pretty good, but it didn’t quite keep up with the first one, but I guess that’s what you get with sequels. The good thing is that movies here are even cheaper than back in the States, like $3 for the nighttime shows, $2 for the matinees. Tried out the Pollo Campero, (read: Fried chicken fast food style) and it was delish. Almost gave Chicken Express a run for its money. Headed back to the hostel and chilled for the rest of the night.
Today
Kind of slept in to make up for the lack of sleep Friday night. Paid for my room, which only cost like $8 for the two nights and left, I was pretty psyched about that. I then spent like 30 minutes waiting for a green bus to come, I finally got fed up and walked to a park where supposedly there were microbuses that went to the bus terminal every 5 minutes. Just as I get there, guess what rolls up behind me? Hint: its big, green, and I waited on it for 30 minutes. I was kind of pissed.
Jump to bus terminal
Turns out the bus terminal also doubles as the local market, a very very large, complex local market. I did my usual thing and asked around for directions to where the actual bus terminal was, and as usual, I got a bad set of directions that turned out good anyway. I got sent towards the athletics complex, where I happened to know there was a small climbing wall, I figured that since I had already walked down there, I should definitely check it out. I talked to the nice man with the shot gun and he let me take a peak. Luckily it was closed so there really wasn’t much I could do with it. It was the same kind of high quailty I was expecting from a guatemalan climbing wall, 45 feet of modular plywood angles, old holds, poorly taped routes, and old fouton matresses for crashpads. Its probably better that I didn’t climb it. I left the wall remembering how good the wall looked, one of those things where the longer you don’t have it, the lower your standards will go. I then stumbled my way into the bus terminal and found a bus that was direct xela to los encuentros, cutting my return trip by a bus. Got back to pana just fine. Did a little reading for my extended essay and then went to Solomans Porch.
Back to the grind tomorrow.
And I barely have any battery left on the computer now…
And definitely didnt think my attention span would last to 1400 words.
More later, people.
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Quick post
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Second verse same as the first...
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Mayan Families
Monday, June 22, 2009
Pen salesmen and pot dealers...
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Laziness
Currently battling....
Anyway, I'm back from Chichi and I am really tired. I would be completely and totally ok with going back to my apartment and sleeping until monday, but that's just not like me.
I think going to work with the Florida HoH group was a good choice. They were cool people and it got me out of Pana for a few days which was nice as well. I pretty much worked triage in their clinics all 3 days that I was with them and that was a lottttttttt of talking. How do you feel? What hurts? How does it hurt? How long has it been hurting? Is that all? Are you taking any medicine? Do you have any allergies to medicine? How many pregnancies have you had? (Along with many more personal questions that I wont go in to)
Other than triage, I got to have a really cool experience last night. I went with Jose and Scott (a Florida Firefighter) to the clinic at Camanchaj to educate the bomberos voluntarios about delivering babies*insert joke here.* I took some pictures and did a little bit of translation help when Jose didnt know exactly what something meant. But I really thought it was great to see more go on with a trip than pulling teeth or handing out medicines (although these are important in building trust with the people, they are not usually long term fixes.) Instead, this was educating those who can in turn go out and help the people where they live repeatedly, and aid in what might not be as easy to do otherwise.
More later,
Parker
Interesting Fact: Although the national language of Guatemala is Spanish, there are 23 Mayan dialects spoken all over the country, and I understand .01 of them. I know a few words out of 2 of them and that is just about it. As a result, any time I get outside of the bigger cities, I can only talk with a few of the people who actually know Spanish. Its kind of frustrating....
Monday, June 15, 2009
Death by pharmacy
Death by pharmacy
So this morning was probably the single worst thing you could possibly make me do. Leave me in a room, by myself, to sort medicine. I just about died of a mixture of bordem, lonliness, and being surrounded by entirely too many “cherry flavored” everythings. I noticed that everything was cherry. Cherry this, cherry that, everything cherry, but we all really know that it tastes like crap. If you really want to get kids these days to take anything, you should disguise it all in french fries and chocolate bars. However, I did find another way to entertain myself, and it was the only thing that kept me from falling over right there. It was to listen to my ipod (best last minute decision of the day) and to make up an interesting combo of all the different qualities of drugs I had seen. The best one of the day was expired twice daily cherry flavored animal shaped multivitamin supposotories, now 50% more in every dose! Anyway, around lunch time, Dr. Plunk came in and said he wasn’t feeling so good so he wanted to head back to Pana (needless to say, I nearly beat him out the door.)
After we got back to pana, I made a PB and Syrup sandwich and then hopped a tuk tuk out to Sharon’s house, the woman who runs mayan families. It was a zoo there, literally. Children and adopted dogs everywhere. I then spent the next couple of hours translating letters from children to their sponsors, which was kind of cool because all of them were extremely gracious for what their sponsors had done for them.
After I got done translating the letters, I headed back to my apartment and dropped off some laundry. I then proceeded to take a nap until 6ish when I went back to pick up my laundry. I figure its stimulating the local economy and its easier than doing it by hand in some concrete sink.
Tomorrow, I’m most likely headed up to Chichicastenango to work with a group from Florida because there is very little for me to do at the clinics. I’m kind of looking forward to that, I just have to make sure I pack everything that ill need for the next few days…Im not sure if I’ll have any internet so mom and dad, don’t freak out if I don’t post anything until Friday night or Saturday.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Slowwwwwww Sundayyyyy
Today went a little slower than yesterday. I still woke up at 7 ish whenever I didn’t need to be up until around 10, its kind of frustrating. Anyway, I watched some TV until it was time for me to get dressed and go with Phil Plunk to a friends house for a bible study thing with a few of his friends. It was kind of different than anything else I’d really done so I didn’t say much(partially because I didn’t know them and really didn’t know what was going on.) We had some soup at Bonnie’s house and then I walked my way back to my apartment and hung out till about 3:30.
At 3:30 I headed out to Soloman’s Porch, a café type thing run by an American couple who use the café as a home base for their orgaanization that as he described it “is many things all at the same time.” They try and do all sorts of stuff from social work, construction, and religious work all at the same. The service was different too, a very contemporary, relaxed feel. It was a little hard for me to keep up with the message because they translated the sermon in spanish as he went, and as all translations go, it was slow and slightly different from what was originally said. Afterwards, I talked to Lloyd (the guy who owns it) and he said that they were always looking for extra help for all of their projects, so I may be helping out there too, should they need me/should I want to.
Tomorrow I’ll be headed to Camanchaj to work in the clinic there for the first time. Don’t really know what to expect so I’m trying not to expect much, it makes it easier that way. No matter what, i think i'll still be able to make a hand at something.
Passing observation while channel surfing: Titles of TV shows and movies are not literally translated. Man vs. Wild had nothing about men or wild in the title, Deadliest Catch didn’t have any death in it, and Coach Carter had nothing to do with coaches or carter. Interesting…
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Hey man, want some ganja?
I’ve been asked that exact question twice today, and my answer is: NO! I don’t want some freaking ganja! Offer me some chicky’s, at least they are tasty and aren’t illegal in any countries! Just because I’m white and between the ages of 17 and 25 does not mean I smoke pot!
End Rant

I’ve been asked that exact question twice today, and my answer is: NO! I don’t want some freaking ganja! Offer me some chicky’s, at least they are tasty and aren’t illegal in any countries! Just because I’m white and between the ages of 17 and 25 does not mean I smoke pot!
End Rant
Anyway, other than being asked if I wanted any pot twice today in poor english, I had a really awesome day. I woke up at about 5:40 this morning, laid in bed for another 3 hours (a luxury in itself) and then got up and dressed. I headed over to Los Barandales for breakfast, it’s the same place that I get internet at. Anyway, I sat down outside for a kind of lonely breakfast whenever a group of four college-aged students came and sat down at the table next to me. I started talking to them, the usual conversation you have with anyone who is traveling, where you from, what are you doing, etc. Right about that time another 6 of their friends showed up and it became a pretty big group really fast. It was cool talking with them, and definitely better than eating alone. Anyway, we talked a little longer about Guatemala and what to do in Pana, then I headed out to meet up with Brittany and a group of her friends from North Carolina who are all here for the same social work/spanish stuff.
We all hopped a truck and headed to San Antonio de Palopo, another village on the lake to check out their Corpus Christi festival, it was pretty cool and that’s where some of the pictures I posted up are from. It was basically like a super small fair that mostly revolved around the local market and a marimba ochestra concerty type thing. We hung around there for a little while, some of the girls got hit on by an extremely drunk Guatemalan in his 40’s (we saw more than a few borrachos running around, mind you this was at about 12 in the afternoon.) Around 2 we hopped back on another truck, it’s the cheapest way to get back and forth between the pueblos, and we came back to Pana. I was tired so I watched some TV and took a nap until about 5:30. I attempted to watch South Park in spanish, but the humor just doesn’t translate very well at all. After my nap, I went out and ran back into Brittany so we went and hung out at a restaurant that caters to gringos called Solomans Porch. After that I headed over to the Dispensa (spelled W-A-L-M-A-R-T, literally, walmart owns it, sorry mom) and picked up a plunger(because my toilet was clogged), some bread and syrup(to complete the ingredients required for a peanut butter and syrup sandwich) and some shampoo and soap (because I didn’t pack a big bottle of it to save space). This pretty much leads me back to here at Los Barandales, watching the world go by, and sipping on a limonada con soda in a margarita glass, feeling a little sunburnt and just chillin, a great day.
Until tomorrow,
Parker
Happy thought of the day: I was kind of wondering what I was going to do for money for this entire trip until I remembered that I get a paycheck either tomorrow or Monday=]
Second happy thought: tell the stoned and half drunk guy trying to sell you pens while your updating your blog that you are from guatemala and he gives you a fist pound, apologizes, and goes away!
Pics: Santiago boats(top) and Corpus Christi in San Antonio de Palopo(not top)
Will post more photos tomorrow, goes super slow and didnt work last time. and oh yeah, i keep forgetting to add it on here, i got to pull a root tip out of a womans mouth yesterday, it was pretty cool.
(now its realllly over.)
Friday, June 12, 2009

Hola,
Its been one week since I have slept in my own bed, and so far I think I’m doing ok on my own. As I’ve said, my apartment is really nice and it is on the “main street” of Pana. Working with HoH for the past week has been a really good, eye-opening experience. I didn’t really realize how much of a lack of proper and affordable health care there was out here until this week, nor did I realize just how little the people here are isolated from one village to the next, and as a result they do not have very many oportunities at all. This week we saw approximately 650 people in four and a half days and a majority of them spoke a local dialect called Kachiquel and very little Spanish. This made it really intersting to work because most of the time it required us to relay messages between the dentist, to the English-Spanish speaker, to the Spanish-Kachiquel speaker, to the patient and back, seeing as there was only one guy who knew both Kachiquel and English. For the most part, Rafael and I depended on a really nice local woman named Letty. She works for an organization called Mayan Families which emphasizes improving the living conditions of the indegenious people. Some of their missions include running a preschool, giving small loans to small businesses to help them grow, and installing gas stoves that can replace the dangerous wood-burning stoves that are common in many houses here. After talking for a while with the woman who started the organization, Sharon, I might end up doing some work translating and helping out with the installation of the stoves next week with a group from Stanford University(a little Ivy is coming to Guatemala.)
On a sadder note, we did see and take teeth out of a girl who was 6, was the size of a 3 year old, weighed 24 pounds, and couldn't talk. It was sad to hear here scream for the better part of an hour as Dr. Ken and Dr. Scott took out 5 or 7 of her teeth. At the same time, it was really inspiring to see the mother do her best to take care of a child that would have still had little help in the U.S.
Anyway, as you can tell, the past week has been awesome, although now I’m a little lonely without all the cool people from HoH. On the upside, I figured out where the wifi signal is coming from, and worked out a deal with the guy who runs it so I can use it. The only downside is that because of all the walls in between the wifi and my apartment, I can only get signal outside of my apartment and across the street at a restaurant type place. As for the photos I promised, I am moving that until tomorrow because a few girls I met from Mayan Families and I are going back to Santiago to check out the Festival de Corpus Cristi (the festival of the body of christ) which is kind of like Halloween in June for them) and I think I will get some really cool stuff there. As I heard its all about everyone has evil spirits inside of them and to scare them away they put on scarry woodcarved masks and set of the worlds loudest firecrackers(literally called bombs because everyone within a mile of it can hear it go off.)
Anyway, I’ll post more tomorrow and to replace all the photos I promised, heres a picture of a water bottle in the restaurant im in.=]
Cultural Observation of the Week. Breasts, Babies, and Cellphones.
Everyone has them, and they're not afraid to show them off when they need to use them. All the women here have a bazillion kids that they are not afraid of feeding anywhere and everywhere(seriously about the bazillion kids, I had women tell me that they had "only" 6 kids, and the most so far is 15, thats 95 months spent pregnant for those of you who cant do math).eye contact eye contact eye contact. And cellphones, everyone has them like in the US, and they can talk on them while doing pretty much anything, riding motorcycles, driving cars, riding bikes, feeding babies...they're everywhere.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Mas despues
clinic really close to Pana in an aldea called San Jorge La Laguna. I
spent half the day translating for the dentistas and half the day
doing intake for all of the patients that had not been seen yet. I
would write more but I dont really have time. I will probably make a
big post with pictures either tomorrow or friday after the group
leaves.
Hasta luego,
Parker
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
dentista parte 2
Monday, June 8, 2009
dentista
until later,
parker
p.s. taking pepto before going to bed turns your tounge into a brown chia pet! kinda scary if you dont know what is going on.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
llegue en pana
this is only one of the many stories i have here, but i really cant tell much more because i just happened into an internet cafe without my laptop and so i have a really bad keyboard to type this all on. will come back soon and write more=] (and i dont have the password to the wifi that is close to my apartment)
Friday, June 5, 2009
El otro parte...
ARRIVED!!!!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Almost gone!
about this blog. If you are reading this right now, you should send it
out to anyone who you think would appreciate it or that I might have
missed (and if you found this through someone else because I forgot to
email you, I'm sorry.) Anyway, I'm super excited and slightly nervous.
Hopefully I can sleep tonight, and my next post will probably be from
Guatemala City sometime tomorrow!!! Emails and comments are greatly
appreciated!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
34 hours
-Parker
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
9 Days
Friday, May 15, 2009
21 Days...
